Your result for The A-Muse-ing Test...
Your muse is Calliope!
40% Calliope, 10% Thalia, 10% Urania, 0% Clio, 10% Erato, 10% Euterpe, 20% Melpomene, 0% Polyhymnia and 0% Terpsichore!
Calliope is the oldest and wisest of the muses. She is called "The One of Beautiful Speech." Calliope is the muse of epic or heroic poetry and may have been the very one that inspired Homer when he wrote the Illiad and the Odyessy.
Allow Calliope to inspire you.
Begin by trying out different rhyme schemes, to see what you like best. Find a safe comfortable place to work where you will not be disturbed. Bring a candle, some paper, and pens or pencils. Ask Calliope to come and sit with you for a while. Then light your candle for your fire of inspiration. Relax and let your mind go. Put your pen to the paper and just let things go. You may be surprised to see what you come up with as you allow your inner thoughts to take form on paper.
Don't be discouraged if it doesn't come easily the first time. Sometimes the best things come with persistence and patience.
I Tag: you!
Where is your cell phone?
By my glasses.
Your boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife?
In the shower.
Currently rather messy.
Where is your father?
In Brooklyn Heights.
Weight Watchers, asshole.
Your dream last night?
Busy, stressful, odd.
Your favorite drink?
Calistoga sparkling water.
Your dream car?
Is a zeppelin.
The room you're in?
Full of stuff.
Obama for president!
No thanks, ma'am.
Who did you hang out with last night?
Abby, playing games.
What you're not good at?
Three word answers.
Your best friend?
In the shower.
Looks like plenty.
Where did you grow up?
still working onit.
The last thing you did?
Woke up sleepy.
What are you wearing?
Boxers, t-shirt, smile.
Tattoo on the lower back?
Subprime real estate.
When it's tasty.
Thanks, Abby's dad!
So far? Nifty.
Feeling kinda itchy.
Jon, Chloe, others.
What are you thinking about right now?
This dumb meme :P.
In my dreams.
August is coming.
Your relationship status?
Couldn't be better.
Your favorite color?
Green's not easy.
When is the last time you laughed?
Just moments ago.
Last time you cried?
24 hours earlier.
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow?
Moving, moving, moved.
Seven years gone
Your result for The Steampunk Archetype Test...
The Roguish Pirate
There is treasure on those airships flying back from the Imperial colonies and you can be found wherever there is treasure. Sometimes you don’t know what you prefer, having the loot or getting the loot. You have your own crew of engineers, bodgers, tinkerers and fians to keep your airship fast and powerful. Those lumbering cargo ships can’t withstand your assault after you fire off the grappling hooks. Oh there is always a fight, but that is part of the fun.
My computer won't let me into the database I need.
So I screw around.
Also as part of a discusson on rpg.net of what our inner 13 year olds want out of gaming, I posted:
"A kung-fu Buddhist nun in a chainmail bikini.
A twin-wielding gun priest with special dispensation to kill.
A former army chaplain rabbi with heavy weapons."
I want to play/run this So. Damn. Hard."
A gentleman who posts under the name Bailywolf responded with:
"Sol, right now I'm wishing I had a special dispensation to screw instead of kill."
"Oh yes, I forget- with the abstinence. It's very unhealthy you know!"
"I'm starting to think you're right. Wow, look at her go. The way the blood pools on her chest, trickling down between her firm full breasts..."
"Now with the drooling! Look, go kill some guys. You always feel better after you kill some guys."
"Yeah... just so long as I don't have to... run anywhere."
"I told you and I told you about those leather pants, didn't I?"
02) Underline what is half true.
03) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
04) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
05) Tag five LJ friends.
06) Ask me anything about the bold/italicized/underlined.
I tag you.
( It's been a while since I've seen this one... )
Your Score: Lion Warning Cat
71% Affectionate, 56% Excitable, 42% Hungry
You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from
danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent
threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.
|Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test|
If you wish to participate in this meme, write me at least a microfic (that is, a very short story) and at most a short story (in the middle, a scene from a theoretical longer work), in this setting, using the premise. You can interpret the premise in any way you choose, adding any elements you like.
And, if you do, post a premise in your journal and see who bites.
1. Tepet Sodo Rinka (Exalted)
2. Skydog (Exalted)
3. Tasimal (Changeling: Shards of the Past)
4. Storm Crow (Exalted: Sunset Wind)
5. Glypharous Flekeren (Changeling: Secrets & Lies)
6. Jacob Llewellyn Hart (Changeling: Dreams of Rebirth)
7. Isaac Harper (Changeling)
8. Joven Verditus/Sariel (Vampire: Umasqued)
9. Randall Vandorin (Mage: Oroborus – NPC)
10. Last Autumn Firefly (Exalted: Dark Days – NPC)
11. Lord Timothy Alden Somers (Victorian Mage)
12. Gerard Varick (Exalted: Circle of Solars)
( Here Goes Nothing )
|✓ I miss somebody right now. (My friends from college.)||✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I basically only have a tv for watching DVDs. There isn't anything good on, anyway.)||✓ I own lots of books. (Lots and lots and lots. And lots.)|
|✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.||✓ I love to play video games. (Mostly old SNES Roms on my computer. PERFECTLY LEGAL.)||× I've tried marijuana.|
|✓ I've watched porn movies. (Never a whole movie. Only bits. Also, it was a long time ago. And mostly, I watched them backwards. They're funnier that way.)||× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.||✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.|
|✓ I curse sometimes.||✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.||× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.|